One is hairy, smells and scratches his arse.
The other is a chimpanzee.
Hahahaha!! I’m sorry. This is juvenile but I couldn’t resist.
June 21, 2009...2:18 PM
What’s The Difference Between A Man And A Chimpanzee?
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June 21, 2009 at 5:30 PM
waiting for your post on that eliptical whatever trainer.
June 21, 2009 at 11:51 PM
But this is a post about a monkey. Okay what? Not as good as the elliptical idea meh?
June 22, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Why are you so fascinated with our fellow primates all of a sudden? Watching ‘Planet of the Apes’ once too many perhaps?
June 23, 2009 at 9:41 AM
I’ve only seen Planet of the Apes once and found it all a big yawn (apologies to all Stanley Kubrick devotees out there).
June 22, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Chimps and humans are very similar taxonomically; and that genes differ by just 1.6%. No wonder we monkey around a lot.
June 23, 2009 at 9:43 AM
Exactly. Which is why guys are hairy, smell and get great pleasure from a fulfilling session of rigorous butt-scratching
June 22, 2009 at 4:39 PM
A very cute monkey you got there!
There are not much difference between a man and a chimp. Just that one can talk while the other can’t. The smell and bad habits are equally the same.
June 23, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Talk? Well I guess so … if you include grunting and snorting. But don’t be so evil la. There are some things guys can do which chimps can’t (apart from talking). For instance, they can ah, um … er … drive cars and pay taxes. Some of them can even tie their own shoelaces. So there you go lor!
June 24, 2009 at 3:56 PM
June 25, 2009 at 11:11 AM
I take it to mean that you liked the joke – ha ha
June 24, 2009 at 4:55 PM
yes…very very juvenile…but funny too, it gave me the giggles though I am the species that was poked fun at
June 25, 2009 at 11:12 AM
wait wait … I got more jokes insulting your gender … gimme another day or two